Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
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Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
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How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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