singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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