I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Ketchup is God's man juice
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
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I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
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i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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