A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Floor bacon is actually really good
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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