yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
These 23 Dudes Get Giddy From Dem Titties
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me