Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
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she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.