Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
not ubering you a puppy
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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