please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
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I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
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I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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