Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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