Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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