Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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