margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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