ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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