If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
