brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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