Your dad touched me again.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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