so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
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Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
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I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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