have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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