we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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