So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
my liver is dry heaving
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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