i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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