you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
another moral hangover. fuck.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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