Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Randomize
