I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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