wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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