can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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