and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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