in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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