Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
After last night, I could never be a politician.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
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