No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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