even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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