Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
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On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
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