Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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