What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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