I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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