You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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