Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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