next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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