absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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