I need help removing her.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
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rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
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His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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