He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
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He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
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Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
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