Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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