whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
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The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
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Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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