Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
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I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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