Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
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when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
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The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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