I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
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I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
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woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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