I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
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He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
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In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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