I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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