The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
my being single is dangerous.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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