Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
This is the high leading the old right now
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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