i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
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well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
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I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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