After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
he shaved USA in his pubs
her facebook's as public as her vagina
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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