He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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