I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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