Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Randomize
