am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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