every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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