So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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